Survivor Nicaragua: At Least We Have Fabio…

I have to start off by saying I can’t stand Jane, Brenda, Sash, Chase, NaOnka and Marty.  Marty is now sitting at the ponderosa for Survivor Nicargua licking his wounds lol.  Brenda and Sash are so full of themselves, running around like the king and queen of the jungle while Chase follows them around like a puppy dog saying what can I do for you now?  Want to bend over and let me kiss your ass?   Do I really need to say anything about the two crass and bitter females?  How about both of you are nothing but a couple of biatches lol. 

 Out of the five left to root for you have Kelly and Benry who are pretty much nonexistent as far as airtime.  Holly who comes across as the mother hen who is just there as a vote for Brenda and Sash but hasn’t done anything to warrant me pulling against her.  Dan who can’t do anything and seriously, you know I mean anything.  I mean during the memory immunity challenge he thought coins was in the list of cards Jeff showed and it wasn’t.  The guy is as useless as his alligator shoes that drifted off to sea.   Which leaves us with the fabulous Fabio lol.  This guy is awesome.  He was so funny last night when he told Benry he hated playing stupid so much but it was the smartest thing to do right now and Benry says, “Yeah it’s easy.”  I’m not saying Fabio is stupid because he’s not BUT he has the dumb blonde mentality and it makes for an entertaining player.  What would the season have been like without him?  Thank God, he’s out there cause I really want him to get the million!

I wonder if it will take another 21 seasons of Survivor for the randomly drawn players to be split boy and girl again.  The odds of that happening have to be pretty high.  The men easily defeated the women and got to enjoy a zip line ride over the jungle and an amazing barbeque which left me hungry lol.  I did have the thought that the beer they were drinking couldn’t have been good for their systems and I was glad not to be at camp with them when that crap runs through them and I mean that literally lol. 

Brenda defeated the others in the immunity challenge which I hated because it came down to her and Marty and I pulled for Marty.  I can’t stand that smug attitude Brenda gets, saying she’s running things.  She needs to go soon because if they don’t get her out she’s going to win and first place belongs to Fabio. 

After another explosive Tribal Council starring non other than NaOnka who is STILL in the game, Marty gets blindsided and leaves.  I don’t like the guy at all but my gosh, how much more bs does Nao have to pull before she is gone?  I don’t get it.