Survivor 2015 Worlds Apart: Power Rankings Week 8

Survivor 2015 Worlds Apart ended last week with the blindside of Hali, thus weakening the former No-Collar Tribe even more. But when I say weaken, I mean only in numbers because Joe and Jenn are actually pretty strong competitors.

So this week, we’re going to do the Power Rankings a little differently. I’m just going to rank them based on their performance last week because frankly, I’m tired of putting Joe at the bottom of the list just because he’s the biggest target. So let’s get to this refreshed Power Rankings list.

1. Mike. I’m placing Mike first only because he won’t be going anywhere. Not only has be been calling the shots (even if the shots he’s calling have been stupid), and he found the hidden immunity idol out from under Joe’s nose. So that not only means he’s safe if he plays it, but he outplayed Joe. There could be a Mike blindside afoot, though, you never know.

2. Joe. OK, finally Joe is getting the spot he deserves once again. Joe is winning everything. Back-to-back individual immunities and the reward challenge, where he found the idol clue. Of course he drops to the number 2 spot only because he did not get to find the idol before Mike. So now that I’ve praised Joe, I will say that if he doesn’t win immunity again, he’s probably going home.

3. Sierra. It was starting to look like Sierra was going to finally shift away from the former tribe she actually hates, but that would have just put her at the bottom of the No-Collar alliance. So she made the move that was best for her last week and that has secured her spot in the game a bit longer.

4. Tyler. Much like Sierra, Tyler chose to go with the Blue Collars and eliminated Hali. That was a smart move for him last week, but if he doesn’t figure out something soon, he’s going to be at the bottom of that former Blue tribe — unless Mike and Rodney are busy engaging in their civil war.

5. Carolyn. She’s still sitting pretty with her idol and her at least a few members for each side of this game.

6. Rodney. He’s managed to stay in the game thus far despite his attitude and his willingness to reach out to people outside his alliance. I think Rodney is getting ready to make a move. I don’t know what, yet, but I can see him getting farther into the game than I originally thought.

7. Jenn. Even though I think Jenn is highly at risk of going home this week, I think she’s still played a strong game and doesn’t deserve to be ranked any lower than 7th.

8. Shirin. People hate Shirin, but right now, getting rid of her would be a waste. She’s probably going to get carried all the way to the finale, so let’s just plant her in at 8th place and think about whether or not she deserves it.

9. Will. He’s a bigger waste than Shirin, and should be removed from the game and deemed completely worthless. But right now he’s not a threat and he votes how he’s supposed to, so he should be just fine.

10. Dan. I’m putting Dan at the bottom only because he’s incredibly annoying and I can’t stop thinking about him losing his underwear and how he’s just such a blowhard. And since he almost went home last week, that means he’s a target and I get to put him at the bottom of the list where I like him.

How would you rank the remaining Survivor 2015 Worlds Apart castaways?