Tonight’s Survivor 2012 sure promises to be one great big predictable snore if the women continue to their reign of terror and send poor Tarzan home just because he has a penis.
Tarzan is the last man standing and if Kim and the women stick to their plan to pick the men off one by one, they’ll achieve that tonight. They’ll also achieve in making this one of the most boring episodes ever. Unless Tarzan wins immunity. Come on world, let’s collectively cross our fingers that Tarzan wins immunity!
But wait, that will just mean that Christina will go home instead! Still predictable! GAH! OK, world, let’s collectively cross our fingers that Tarzan wins immunity and Christina finds an immunity idol! OK, we know she’ll never actually find one, so lets hope one falls out of a tree and hits her on the head.
I think we’ll just have to accept the fact that tonight is going to be a snore. Sure the promo below teases us with names like Sabrina and Kat, but do we really think anything exciting will happen?
