Survivor One World Episode 3 Recap: The Women Make a Comeback

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Last night on Survivor One World, it wasn’t the women of the Salani Tribe that were falling apart all over the place. The men of the Manono Tribe are the ones who lost everything and starting falling apart at the seems.

Finally, after losing everything for two weeks, the women were able to redeem themselves. It all started with the Survivor reward challenge. Up for grabs were a fishing supply kit and a canoe with paddles. Since it finally wasn’t a physical challenge, but a game of memory, the women killed it. They easily defeated the men and walked away with the fishing gear and boat.

Of course just when you think the Salanis are no longer going to irritate you to the point of wishing death on yourself, we’re reminded that their shelter sucks and they suck at building fire. And it’s rainy, cold and wet. They keep going to the men to steal fire then basically refuse to do anything for the men in return. Isn’t that the story of life? Ha. I’m kidding. I promise.

When the storm finally clears, the women go fishing and catch a couple defenseless little tropical fish that should only be in a doctor’s office aquarium and not eaten. Meanwhile, the men are just walking around with their chests puffed out and I’m pretty sure Matt and Mike are off somewhere making out. How bromantic.

Next up is the immunity challenge. It’s part phyiscal and part skill. It could go either way. The first part is kind of like a game of trust. The castaways are blindfolded and there’s one person guiding them (but only by voice) and they have to find some strings to pull that will dump some gunk on them and some puzzle pieces. After they collect the pieces and return back to the starting line, the person who’s been doing the yelling has to assemble the puzzle first in order to win.

The guys are way ahead in the first part but Bill really sucks at putting together puzzles. I think he might have fried that part of his brain if you know what I mean. So the girls are able to catch up and actually win the challenge. That’s two wins in one episode! Go Salani.

So the men will face their first Tribal Council. But before that, it’s time for Colton and his army of dweebs to hand-pick who goes home. At first Colton wants it to be Bill because he can’t stand the way he talks. But finally Matt decides to hammer the nails into his own coffin by pulling out his rooster and strutting it around all over the place. He’s seriously calling the other guys Average Joes and himself a rooster. I don’t know what he’s even talking about but it’s definitely some massive douche-baggery.

At Tribal Council Bill convinces me that he’s found a secret stash of weed growing on the island or he’s really buddied up with production as he has a complete stoner moment. Then the votes go as expected. One vote for Colton. One vote for Bill. And the others go to Matt. So Matt is the third person to leave Survivor One World.

See you later, Rooster.


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