Survivor 2016 will debut in February and delivers the 32nd season of Survivor with the return of the Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty theme as 18 castaways across 3 tribes compete for the million dollar prize.

While Survivor Second Chance just wrapped up the next season was actually filmed before the most recently aired installment. That change left a window for Survivor spoilers including who would be the 2016 cast. The new season’s sneak peek confirms several of those names.
On the Brains tribe of Chanloh we see Debbie and Liz. Totang, the Brawn tribe, reveals Scot and Cydney. For Beauty, Gondol, we meet Tai and Caleb, who you might remember from Big Brother the other summer. Yes, Beast Mode has followed the path of Hayden Moss in the leap from one CBS reality series to another. We have the rest of the Survivor 2016 cast reveal as well.
Just as the spoilers suggested there are going to be a lot of medical issues in this upcoming season with no less than three evacuations as these castaways are said to push themselves beyond their limits. Considering all the drama this season from Joe’s collapse this should be interesting to see its impact on next season.
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Wow, the upcoming season has three evacuations? That’s horrible but on the other hand, I’m anxious to see what the challenges were.
Isn’t that something?!..Interesting too that this was filmed before “2nd Chance”..could be a kick a** season. lol
Mary, did you notice that Caleb (Beast Mode Cowboy) is going to be on the upcoming Survivor!? I wonder who he will be infatuated with this time? LOL
I did see that on Matthew’s new site, he has all the tribes posted, Caleb is on the Beauty tribe hahaha.
I believe he’s been married since BB. Check BBNetwork to see.
I didn’t know that, thanks for the update Cuddles.
Happy Friday!!!
you’re welcome JO1 ~ and backatcha!
Spoiler?
This is great Cyril, thanks for posting.
Absolutely positively without a doubt LOVE seeing Caleb ~~ I’ve been crushing on Jeff’s shirts, aren’t they super?
I did Google this -wedding planned for Sept 2016 – so that leaves him available for stalking activities! P
Matt: Wish we knew more about why this iteration was taped before s31? Since S32 is in the can, that means the cast have had to wait nearly a YEAR before a winner is announced. I’ve always known that each season’s contestants had to wait nearly 5 months before showing up at the reunion show, but this is an incredibly long wait for the S32cast?
This isn’t just idle curiosity – I mean 3 players are going out on medical issues (S32); your write up even says this is the toughest or hardest ever – if Cambodia posed these “threats” (for BBB), why would they do another back-to-back season there (S31)? This question sounds so sass-backwards because of the season id’s versus the televised id’s.
Honestly Mary, I try to never stare at a car wreck on the highway (because it slows everything down) but I swear, I’m all “atwitter” (who really says that!) to see what’s going to happen regarding the medical evacuations!
My concern is: why does Survivor keep presenting challenges that almost guarantees the players will get hurt. Oh, that challenge where Tasha nearly drowned; didn’t Spence misstep on one of the platforms and went down – it looked like he ran his shin bone done the platform and hit his chin, or something. Anything with the shin or knee injuries gives me the heebie jeebies because I had a knee replacement this year, and these type of injuries give me the shivers! ?
I don’t know if you ever saw Jeff’s short-lived morning talk show, but one episode addressed his style of dressing – and specifically his shirts. They are “designer” shirts; which translates as very expensive. Yeah, I know they look casual, but, heh, only the best for our best host, ever.
I actually heard “I’m all atwitter” recently on a program (Murdoch Mysteries), I really like it, makes me think of something my dear departed granny would say.
I’ve thankfully never had knee replacement but my sister has had both replaced and it’s gruesome, I hope you are doing okay now. The challenges on Survivor are getting more extreme every season and I get the shivers as well watching them.
Hey, if I made the mega-bucks he does, I’d wear nothing but the best as well. I think his favorite colour is blue, he wears that the most. And I agree Margaret, only the best for our best host ever :-)
I like your dear departed Granny – I can just hear what a sweetpea she would be saying that!
Keep taking your calcium; joint replacement is – on one hand – terrifying and horrible — and one the other hand, a blessing. I have a cousin (4 years younger than me) who had both knees and one hip replaced during the past 2 years – she’s a trooper, but God Almighty, one joint is enough!
Hope your Sis is adapting well and doing okay! But we will never get to run like a normal person again – that’s the biggest dissapointment. But we can live vicariously with all these “youngsters” doing all these crazy challenges – but it does make us concerned for anyone to get hurt during This whole entertainment venue. One of the worst ever injuries on Survivor was that guy who fell in the campfire and caught himself with his hands; he ran into the ocean and the skin on his hands were literally melting off! Oh God, I hope this season isn’t that horrible!
Yep, only th best – I can’t imagine his net worth. I’ll also bet his hair cuts are a couple $100 bucks a pop! But man-oh-man; does he work hard for his money or what??
He DOES work hard for his money but I’ll just bet his accommodations are first-class while on site for Survivor (air-conditioning, showers, hot/cold running water, chef etc., etc., etc.)
You’re a freaking genius, Cyril!
REALLY good question, Margaret. This is just my opinion, but I’m thinking that each and every player wants to prove how hard they are…that they’re no ‘cake’…they’re He-Men and She-Ra: Masters of the Universe! But seriously, put dehydrated, hungry, tired and worn down (physically and mentally) people in Cambodia (or any incredibly humid area) and you’re asking for medical issues. But, you have to remember, it makes for good TV. Just ask Les et al, how much cash they’re raking in because WE love to watch. And BTW, I’ve enjoyed you this season so very much—and I look forward to seeing you during “Beast Mode Survivor!”
On Survivor, they had burns, heart attacks, bowel obstruction, poisonous plant and critters, spiders and snakes etc.. A million bucks is at stake, so the contestants are probably willing to take more risks than they should. They do have a very good “Medical Risks Assessment team”
There’s a good article I read about their Medical team on location/on call. It’s the best in world I’m sure. They will intervene when it’s appropriate but without giving an unfair advantage. Hydration, IV fluids on occasions….so they will stitch you, but not give you comfort. lol
They also said, a decision to evacuate a contestant is always in the best interests of the contestant- not the show… How dangerous it is really out there?…that answer is, sort of.
sorry ~~ I should have checked b4 posting. I prefer to think and act positively.
Yes I did watch his talk show and luved it. Yes, he’s been wearing ‘designer’ shirts for many years ~ luv em.
You know, Jeff is not just the host, he’s also a producer and a partner of Mark Burnett. So he has a big financial stake and reward in making the show successful.
Great assessment; great analysis and yes, you’re right; these players are going for it! I just postulated that if the environment is harder than’ever’ (?), why put any group thru this – but in retrospect – all the survivor environs have been horrendously challenging! I do not doubt that they have the best medical teams on standby – OMG – look at the swim team this season that went in for Tasha. I’ll google for that info you cited; sounds awesome, but I would expect no less from Survivor to keep everyone UBER safe!
As fans, we have seen so many crazy evacuations! Like that guy who burned his hands in the camp fire in his first season. Remember his skin was literally melting off off his appendages while he went into the ocean before the med team got there? Dear God!
But Cy, you are right … These folks are going for a million bucks or know the reason why (not!).
Right on Margaret! Two articles/google, “Emergency Medical Care on Survivor-Leaving the Island” and “Survivor hosts gets candid about shows Dangers”-CBS News.
Well Survivor had to be challenging this next season (32), especially with “Beast Mode Cowboy” making the jump from BB. We’ll see if a “pretty girl” trips him up again. Nobody 4 LATER!!!
Wow, Cyril, great articles; just read both that you cited. I remember Colton Cumbie’s 2nd season (with his fiancé Caleb Bankston) and Jeff kind of inferred he was not convinced about Caleb’s first season’s evacuation (gut ache or something) … and Jeff iterates that in the first article as well as during Colton’s 2nd season.
Really fascinating – the cost of setting up the med facilities must be ginormous! Can you imagine what a crazy, unique job these medical folks have? But it does put my mind at peace to know they really have great medical care on standby!
BTW: Off topic, Caleb was killed in 2014 during some freak railroad accident – I loved him and couldn’t believe how patient he was with Colton – who drove me crazy!
Margaret, my cousin is a very good friend of Michael Skupin…the gentleman who was burned. I’ll never forget that episode. I was horrified. I’m terrified of being burned.
I remember Skupin getting his 2nd chance episode – he seemed to take it in stride (with his healing and all) but then they did the reunion show and showed Michael’s injury all over again. It was devastating! Not to be nosy, but does your friend know if Skupin is doing okay – I would imagine there are some type of residual effects?
I understand there are support groups for burn victims – I can only imagine the horror and pain of severe burns!
Cyril and I were talking about the emergency medical support (above) that Survivor has for the cast. Bet Skupin’s jnjury was the first in their books – I can’t stop thinking about how the skin on his hands were ‘dripping’! I’ll stop now, because it gives me the heebie jeebies!
I know what you mean about the heebie jeebies, Margaret…watching that when it happened (2001?), I had nightmares for weeks. I didn’t see him in the Philippines—was that his second chance season? Anyway, yeah—he seems to be doing really well. It’s funny we’re talking about this because my cousin and I just talked about him maybe three weeks ago. I don’t know if he attends any kind of support group (he is a man, after all).
When I was 12, one of my very good friends was burned over 70% of his body. I made the mistake of visiting him. That was back in ’74 and they didn’t put burn patients in an induced coma like they do now. Talk about traumatizing! That’s why watching Michael getting burned totally freaked me out. But, yes—he’s doing well. Honestly though—just between you and I—I don’t think he’d complain or let anyone know if he’s still having trouble…like I said: he is a man, after all. ;)
I know. It’s amazing how massive their Outback ER is. Half a mil of med supplies and equipment. They basically brought a level 1 trauma center in the island.
I was shocked about Caleb’s death. I really like him in his season. He was the level headed one….and Colton, he was something else….thanks for the info Margaret.
Dear Sharona: thank you for sharing this story about your friend and it breaks my heart! God! I hate tragedy … I know we all hate suffering and it really has an impact on us especially when it becomes personal!
Once again, I hope your holidays are wonderful; let us pray that all those who have special struggles will prevail and find hope and joy in their situations!
God Bless (if you believe in that) – otherwise – lots of positive energy your way ❤️
And thank you for directing me to the article info – loved it!
Have a lovely holiday with friends/family. Relax and be happy – so we can enjoy your inputs next season on BB Canada and/or the next Survivor … Love your comments!?
God Bless you too, Margaret! Yes, I do believe. I may be a ‘back slider’ but I DO believe. Whenever I left my mom’s house, or when we’d end a phone call, she’d always say (and I mean ALWAYS),
“The LORD bless you and keep you;
The LORD make His face shine upon you,
and be gracious to you;
The LORD lift up His countenance upon you
and give you peace.” (Numbers 6:24-26)
When I was a snotty teenager, it drove me nuts…but I’d give anything to hear her say it to me again! But the most wonderful gift I’ve ever received, is that I was with mom when she passed; and right before she did (and I’m not kidding) I said that blessing to her…and within minutes she was gone. (HUGE smile) So again my dear Margaret, have a blessed Holiday!
That Cat is crazy! Poor Amber…he screwed her game up though, not the other way around. That’s just my opinion. He absolutely freaked me out when he’d put his hoodie up and stare at Cody and Amber….while playing with a knife. It’ll be a trip watching him on Survivor!
Well, I have another spoiler. Is this the girl? This could mess up his game again.
ROTFLMAOPAOMB!!! Once again Cyril, you are a genius. I have to admit, I’m kind of getting hyped up about seeing him. Should be pretty interesting. I’m thinking he’s going to lose it. I hope not…but that’s my guess. Do they do psych exams on contestants?
lol I’m sure they do psych test, but I know they do thorough one on one physical exam before and after challenges. They could be unpredictable. Remember Hantz nephew who flipped?
Thank you for sharing such a beautiful and private interaction with you and your mum- I have heartfelt tears regarding your story -joy, happiness, sadness that your mum is gone, but how endearing and loving! The incantation or prayer is wonderful … PS: you weren’t the only snotty teenager (and in my case:a know-it-all … Which I realize now I really knew nothing then! Ha!?) Parents are amazing!
If they do psyche exams, how did Caleb get in the house?? Okay, I’m being mean, but the Hantz nephew was a psyche job! Holy Mackeral! He (nearly?) head butted Joe, the chef, right!
BTW: I’m a Foodnetwork addict: Joe did show up on a Cutthroat Kitchen comp a couple years ago. I don’t think he won, but it was fun to scream at the TV: Hey, man you were on BB! Only my dog heard this and he just continued to sleep thru my rants!?
YES, I do. What a trip. Talk about one in need of therapy!
The way you’ve placed Caleb in the tree makes him look like sloth, climbing down for his weekly BM.
LOL!
You’re talking about the one on BB. I’m talking about Brandon in Survivor…I thought he’s crazier.
Not only am I LMO, I was in the middle of swallowing a sip of wine and sprayed it all over my mini pad when I read this – thanks a lot for that laugh (and the mess I have to clean up!???
OMG …Don’t you think the whole family are a bunch of nut-zoids? ? But okay, I remember Brandon as well; same pot of crazy, right??
lol yes!
You and Margaret are both keepers. Sweet, sweet story, especially since my Dad is still in hospice at home. I went to visit him today and I will tomorrow if nothing happens. It’s hard to watch a loving parent get weaker and weaker. It helps to “believe”.God bless you both. Night!
Firstly, I love you; secondly, I can never EVER say “I know what you’re going through”, because I don’t…but I know what it was like knowing mom going sometime soon…so I send prayers and (specifically for you K, the gift to be strong). And thirdly, isn’t that pic a trip? It was when I still had to play ‘pretty girl’ roles—which I HATED because I never thought I was pretty—before I was recognized as the brilliant comedian that I am! It was a show called, “All The Girls Come Out To Play”…nothing sexist about that, right? lol. I was 24. Can you tell which is me? I’ve been bored, so I’m playing with avatars.
I saw the “Wizard of Oz” last night and thought of you— when Dorothy tells the Scarecrow, she’ll miss him most of all. That’s why I always say that to you. :) Hope you’ve got all your gifts ready. Wish I could see those recipe holders you made. I’m thinking about you all the time, K. OK…now that I’ve written a book, I’ll tell you again, love you, praying for you and miss you most of all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Margaret, may I ask: WHAT on EARTH were you doing that made you spray wine on your MINI PAD??!!! Oh my WORD, you made me laugh! I have an image of you now that I’ll ALWAYS see whenever your name appears. OMG! Shut the front door, woman!!
Your comment about Caleb in the tree looking like a sloth was the BEST description of him ever! Hands down the best; I’m still laughing (which made me nearly choke on my wine when I read your comment.)
Best wishes everyone for a wonderful holiday season and a happy, healthy New Year.
backatcha Mary ~~ and try to stay outa trouble!
Sorry…sort of. ;) I’m still giggling about it too…but what I keep laughing about, is that you spit wine all over your mini pad!!!! Thank you, though. You have to admit—that’s what it looks like! I’m glad I made YOU laugh for a change…you ALWAYS crack me up.
Isn’t Cyril fun? I love him…did ya hear that, Cyril?
Hi Mary! Just wanted to say ‘hi’…so, “Hi.” :)
Hi Sharon. I haven’t posted much lately, just too busy but my thoughts are with you for all the best. Love your new avatar, what a sweetie.
Yes, I really enjoy so many folks on this forum: you, Cyril, Lavendar Girl, Cuddles, Cassie, Mary, KSJB, JO1, JoniGab, Banitap, Captain …. It’s such a relief to have discussions, debates, humor, laughs, without horrible name calling or animosity!
And yes, I have noticed you have a special place in your heart for Cyril – you banter so well with him! ? I think there’s a little respectful ❤️ between you two! But you are so sweet and respectful to everyone! Regards.
Kay: I am so sorry to hear about your Dad – in such a trying situation, hospice is a blessing (but it’s still not easy). Went thru that (hospice) with my mom June 2014. I will keep you and your family in my prayers and will send a prayer request to the Sisters of St. Mary who took care of my mom. If you want a prayer request sent somewhere else, please let me know. Bless you all!
Oh, I enjoy so many folks, too! All those folks are on the BBN, too. I HAVE seen you there, haven’t I? Anyway, yeah Cyril and K (SJB) were the first two to befriend me when I was a nervous newbie—reading the comments for the first half of the season before I dared write anything. :) THANK you for saying that I’m respectful…I TRY my hardest to treat people the way I’d like to be treated. And I really do love Cyril…hear that Cyril? :)
LOL! Cyril ‘heard dat’ ?… See you on BBN Canada, or BBN USA or our next Survivor! Have a great holiday and stay warm!
~♥~ (@)->->->–
Margaret, I think I’ve seen you on BBN, but I’ve only gotten to know you here. You are a great commenter. I enjoy reading your posts. Anyway, BBN is crazier than Fandom. There are name calling and insults there. I could get some jabs once in a while. Like a comedian handling a heckler. lol…I have fun.
Yes, tis me. I loved Matt’s BBN forum and someone from there refered me to this site … Especially love the forum crossover of a lot of the folks. I think we’re Matt fans as well as of the CBS shows!? Agree; BB is a lot crazier – we get daily input with BBAD, 24 hour access and 3 shows a week … So there’s our fuel for the fire!
I know there are always some sour apples on a lot of forums, and I know that you, Captain and Brian5150, can counterpoint, debate (and jab -when necessary) to shut down the hecklers or sour pusses. But I’m telling you (and you probably know this) there are sites where the language is so harsh it makes my eyes bleed!? (It’s usually two people fighting over opposing points of view but they’re not debating – it’s like a schoolyard fight (with words).
Anyway, this was a fun Survivor season on this forum with you and all my other fav commenters! Regards.
there are so so many fish in the ocean ~ good luck!
~heart~ (@)->->->–, to you too! Pao.;)
lol…Merry Christmas Cuddlesky!
pao..pao…pao..pao Happy New Year!
Oh my PAO! I have no idea. Make a pork belly and pao sandwich?
You know I just looked. Pao is to run, or to flee in Chinese/Mandarin…well, you would to shower..lol.
No way! Really? lol…that’s OK. It’s still funny. No one outside of Fandom knows what it means, so I can still say it and confuse them. So, was there any sort of indication on the pork belly to show that it WASN’T pork belly? Just remember, if there is: DO NOT SMELL IT. lol.
No it is. I know pork belly. I was just humoring you. Can’t find them at Vons. What’s wrong with our store? lol, but Chinese market is a trip!
Margaret, I feel blessed by your post and I thank you for the prayer requests. I love prayers, giving and sending! I truly believe that we are blessed to have my Dad one more Christmas because of the prayers of many good people. I only would like to keep my Dad with us as long as he wants to stay, if that makes sense. As of now, he says he is ready when the time comes, but not today. He still tries to smack me wherever he can reach me when I start my silly Karen talk to him. He and I are the perfect cut-ups together and on days that my 79 year old Mom works, I tend to try to start something with him just for the fun of it and to catch a peek of that twinkle in his eye.
I started this post last night and am finally getting time to finish it. Big Christmas dinner at my house today so the kitchen is HOT! Merry Christmas and thanks again for any prayers.
A few things I’d like to say, time permitting. I’ll get back. Love and Merry Christmas and for the much needed understanding thoughts and prayers.
Merry Christmas, Everyone!
You too, Karen!! Peace and love to all!
Hello!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! A new meaning of that ‘word’ for you and me! Brilliant. Merry Christmas, Cyril!
BTW, “Bizarre Foods” is on the travel channel…not the others.
PAO, my friend. :-O======
It is officially Christmas Day, so to my entire BB/Survivor family (old and new), I wish you ALL—each and every one—a wonderful and love filled day. More wishes: Restore old friendships; make new friends; appreciate the little things; enjoy beauty; make lovely memories; laugh heartily; love mightily; and treat everyone you meet as if it was the last time you’ll ever see them—with awesome kindness and extraordinary acceptance.
You ALL hold a special place in my heart and you’ve all touched me—each in your own special way. Happy Holidays—celebrate in your own special way—and have an amazingly wonderful 2016. May all your wishes and dreams come true.
Yeah, peace on earth and all that crap. LOL
To all my friend from BBN and Fandom. Be safe.
Hey Cyril, planning on going fishing, are you? lol. Stay away from the Carcharodan Carcharias (actually a sub-class of fish and quite dangerous)….because I’m pretty sure the line about ‘fish in the ocean’, was about me. lol.
I was really hoping my Christmas wish would have come true.
Wasn’t it Caleb that keep saying on BB everyone was a “frootloop dingus”?
No, that was Zach.
Oh yeah, thanks Captain. So, are you going to party hearty New Year’s?
No, pretty quiet on my side.
Same here. All the best for 2016 Captain :-)
Awesome, there’s a The Walking Dead marathon on until 4:00 Saturday when a Fear TWD marathon starts.
I wish everybody that we will have another great season of Survivor.
Happy 2016
Wow…Caleb was in the Rose parade? Damn!
You too, my dear friend.
Hey)))..whatcha doin Sharona?..Don’t we need Survivor update?…anything new Matt?
Lol! I hope Matt reads that! I’m on my way out…I’ll write more later!
He’s getting WAAAY too much publicity, but it cracks me up.
K, are you out there? I’ve been wondering about you and how your Dad are doing. I wonder if you get Disqus alerts. I hope you do. Love you, gal. Still praying and sending positive, healing, and strength giving) thoughts. Frankie Grande ejaculating glitter—something to make you laugh. ;)
Miss Sharona, you are too sweet for words! You have some very lucky friends. You always know what to say to brighten my day. Well, Frankie does not brighten my day, but you talking about him and “Oz” does. LOL
Sorry that I am just getting back to you. I haven’t checked Disqus since I posted to you. Please forgive me. My grandchildren went back to school on Tuesday and I have been playing catch up since then.
I think you understand a whole lot about having a parent in home hospice. It sounds like besides being a comical beauty inside and out, (you changed your avatar back….good heavens, you really are gorgeous…but I don’t remember which gal you were in the other pic) that you were also a wonderful, loving and caring daughter. I’m sure your Mom was very thankful for you and proud of you. If you had asked me 3 months ago if I thought my Dad would have lived to see 2016, I would have said probably not. He has good days still, but not often. I went and spent some time with him this morning while my Mom was gone to town. I made him laugh; he made me laugh. I will miss talking to him. He is a wise man.
Are you ready for another season of Survivor? I hope to get a chance to post during a few episodes. I really do miss you guys. You ALWAYS bring a smile to my face. I don’t see many people. You and Cyril, especially, provide me with a lot of interaction and entertainment that my life is void of.
I try not to talk about my health issues any more than I have to. Everyone has problems and many worse than mine. I use to be very outgoing, sing publicly, and loved being around people, but not so much anymore. I have neurological disorders(Spasmodic Dysphonia, Meige Syndrome, Blepharospasms)which have affected my voice and my appearance. I get embarrassed and people can be cruel. I admit that it has greatly affected my confidence, so it’s “freeing” to be able to express myself again since I started using a computer a couple of years back. I’m not good at it, but I’m still learning, and no one has to listen to my weird voice or look at me. I’m not the type to feel sorry for myself and very much dislike pity. I just want to thank you for being so very kind and “getting” my sense of humor. It has been locked away for a while. You’ve been a blessing.
Ok, I think my book is longer. Time to close it! Take care and I hope 2016 is kind to you, beautiful Sharona. Love you, gal.
My Dear, Sweet Karen…
If this helps AT ALL…you’ll know when it’s time and so will your Dad. And while it won’t be easy, God provides us the grace to get through that particular moment. I never believed that until I went through it myself. I still miss my Mom—to the point of tears–DAILY–but, it has gotten easier. The last few weeks while she was still at home (I HAVE to laugh about this), she thought I was trying to kill her. Lol…it’s not funny, but it IS funny. Once she went into the actual Hospice Home—a wonderful place…kind of like a hotel, she went into a semi-coma. I stayed at night; then go home and get a couple hours of sleep while my sis from SC came up—then she stayed at night (but actually I was still there. Didn’t want to leave). Two days before she passed, I was checking her bedsore, and she WOKE UP(!) and said, “Oh honey, how long have I been sleeping?” I asked her if she was still mad at me, and she said, “Oh Darlin’, I could never be mad at you. I LOVE you!” She was only cognizant for another 5 minutes, but it was a gift.
( I meant this to be about you—not me!)
K, my sister has Spasmodic Dysphonia. She had a beautiful voice—a lyric soprano. She somehow taught herself to ‘talk’ again. I saw what she went through and how people would get SO impatient with her while she was trying to finish her sentences. I can’t even imagine how we each deal with our different challenges. It was kind of weird putting my picture up. In 4 years, I’ve aged a lot and my body…well, RA–what can I say? It’s wonderful to be able to hide behind computers…so we can be ourselves again. I have to say, you are a brave and strong woman. I just know it. You put off that vibe. I know a little about locking away humor. Won’t go into it, but losing my sense of humor was one of THE most devastating and darkest things, ever. BBN allowed me to get it back , anonymously, and test the waters. You and Cyril were the first two to befriend me…jeez..I keep turning this back to ME! Sorry. I love you K, for what you’ve brought back into my life. Thank you for sharing with me. You’re the funniest, sweetest, filthiest woman I know! And I mean that in the best possible way. Hope to see you at Survivor…if not—there’s always BB…or you can always send a note in an old, old post. NOW who has written a book? Take care. If anything happens, let me know. Miss you most–and love you more. ;)
Cyril, oh Cyyyyrrriiilll (imagine me saying that in a sing-song-y way), where art thou? Hast thou lost thy interest in our PAO? ‘Tis a pity, if ’tis true.
Hey Should I post some spoilers/update? What do you think? lol
Do you have any?! If so, do you even need to ask me? YES!
Ok! I was holding this for the Premier night..here it is. Caleb’s new family?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gasp*
My sided are KILLING me! Cyril, YOU kill me!!! I needed a huge laugh today. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’m gonna be laughing about this all day. You have no idea how much this made me laugh, and how much I needed it! Thank you Cyril. You’re a freaking genius!
My pleasure Sharona..PAO!
PAO to you too, my wonderful friend ;)
Sharona, you deactivated your account on Facebook? Why, I thought you liked chatting with us all there? :(
Mary, it’s too complicated to make anyone understand. I LOVE talking to everyone (especially you), it’s just too complicated. There’s someone who contacted me–who had broken my heart–and the first day he messaged me. And it wasn’t a nice message. Email me at shahkerr@att.net and I’ll explain it, if you really want to know. You mean so much to me, Mary. I don’t want to lose anyone’s friendship, or think I’m a snob. Please email me.
I sent you an email, did you get it?
Yes.
If anyone read this page in it’s entirety, can you imagine how confusing it would be? Lol!
Meant to reply to you, but replied to myself instead. Duh. So when are you going to draw some more pictures? You’re artwork is so cool!
Cyril, I’ve already commented to you today (1/18), but if you get a chance will you come talk to me? I’ll hypmotize you: “Cyril, Cyril, you are now thinking about Sharona. You can’t stop thinking of Sharona…respond to Sharona” If that doesn’t work, I have one from the Three Stooges: Repeat after me: I am now in Sing-Sing” Moe: “I am now in Sing-Sing.” Do you remember that? Draw something for me. Please? Or, isn’t there another spoiler you could share?
You’re funny..Ok if you insist. This is a quick job ok…Rear-naked choke from Caleb? .lol Not on FB anymore, and yes I do have Capts email.
I love it! I finally have a boyfriend..even though he has me in a choke hold. Maybe he thinks I’m his “Queen”. What was her name? Yeah, I deactivated it. It’s too complicated to explain
Caleb owes me a lot. Hopefully he sees my work. I’m becoming his unofficial publicist. lol FB was just a phase. I used to be active and I just got burned out. I hated people posting every single stupid things. From game invites, overkill vacation photos, relationship updates and pregnancy, cryptic message? lol gym selfies, to gross food they ate. Pao!..I’ve had enough!
You should Tweet to him. Show him your genius—who knows? Maybe he’ll hire you as a rep. On the other hand, he may sue you for making so much fun of him! No, I love it!
Yeah, FB…I don’t know. I love talking with the folks from Survivor and BB, but—it’s just not my gig. I may not have given it enough time…I don’t know. I kind of feel like I let Captain down, though.
My niece is one of those people who shows Every. Single. Thing. That. Happens. Throughout. Her. Day. EVERYTHING! Even when she PAO!
By the way, have I mentioned lately how much you make me laugh?
You know I used to have a banner on my FB wall that says “No inspirational quote please”…you will be deleted as a friend. lol
That’s hysterical! I love the ones where there is a humongous human being, holding a sign that says, “I bet I won’t get one million likes because I’m fat.” My sister showed one of those to me. Or the ones that say I DARE you won’t ‘like’ (fill in the blank).
omg liking a distressful situation. “I almost drowned”….aaah *LIKE*
LMAO! Hey, you don’t have to, and I don’t want to make you feel like you HAVE to, but I could give you my email address. I don’t do this lightly. You don’t have to accept…my feelings won’t be hurt. I like my privacy…and when people have offered their address to me before, I was like, “Ummmm. Ahhhh. How ’bout them Bears?” So, if it’s ‘no’, just say: “Bears.” I think you probably enjoy your privacy too, and would rather just comment on the boards…I just thought I’d ax. You won’t hurt my feelings, Cyril. My only fear is, that now that I’ve offered this, things might change. You might think I’m some creepy online stalker. I’m not. Too cowardly! Anyway, if you one day you feel like you can’t go a whole day without me (LOL), you’ll be able to talk. Seriously though, I would NOT feel bad. Just throwing it out there. The End. ;) BTW, my emails aren’t as long as the essays I write here. OK, NOW: The End. ;)
CYRIL! There’s a new Update!!! Post some of your pics! OMG, I may PAO! Go look at it!!!!
Hey, forget what I wrote about the email stuff—I didn’t want to embarrass you, and I’m afraid I have….besides, THERE’S a NEW UPDATE page!!!! Oh, and Hormel has a commercial about pepperoni sung to the tune tune of “My Sharona.” I’m gonna go shoot myself. GO LOOK AT THE NEW PAGE!!!
CYRIL!!! THERE’S A NEW PAGE!! The god of TV has given Matthew the inspiration to write a NEW UPDATE!!!
K, in my comment above, I forgot to mention: If I could see you, I’d hug you ’til you’d smother!! (Neurological disorders or not…you’ll always be my beautiful Karen)
HEY! Where’s my new update of Caleb? I’m getting impatient. Am I in it? Just kidding. I’m sitting on pins and needles while PAO, waiting for your next work of genus! Omg, omg, omg, OMG!!! But seriously, how ya doing? How ’bout them Panthers? Or Broncs? Are you into the Super Bowl? I like the beer and food. UPDATE CALEB!!! ~Finis~
That’s what I usually tell my men. ;) (‘This is a quick job….’)